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CAST OF CHARACTERS
1. Trump
2, Bannon—Senior Advisor
3. Kellyanne Conway—advisor
4. Rudy Giuliani—
5. Reince Preiebus—Chief of staff
6. Melania Trump—wife
7. Ivanka Trump—daughter
8. Doug, Jr.
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8. Jared Kusher
9. James "Mad Dog" Mattis, Defense Secretary
10. Steven Mnuchin, Treasury Secretary
*New Sketch (1)--5-22--17
[These sketches are fictional satire and not intended nor should be interpreted to refer to actual events]
In the West Wing…
1. What foreign influence
White House Secretary: “Mr. President, Michael Flynn here to see you.”
Trump: “Send him in, Ivanka.
Michael Flynn: Good morning, Mr. President.
Trump.: Good morning, Mr. Flynn. I want to thank you for your terrific advice during the campaign. You showed those losers in the Obama Administration that they were wrong about ISIS—as they were wrong about my opposing the Iraq War, I was always against the Iraq War, but they left me with this ISIS mess that we have to deal with that—what are you here for?
Michael Flynn: “I am here to talk about how my strategies for dealing with ISIS. (cell phone rings. “Sorry Mr President… (sotto voce) Not now, Vlad, I am speaking with the president.”
Trump: “So what are your ideas about ISIS—you know they were created by Obama and now they leave me to deal it. And it’s a very tough deal but I am going to deal with it ok? I am used to dealing with tough people.We’re going to win!
Michael Flynn: “Right. That’s why I am here to help you win. (cell phone rings). Sorry Mr. President… (sotto voce) Not now, Erdo…”Sorry about that. Where were we….Oh, strategy for ISIS.”
Trump: “Oh, yeah they are very bad people. I am sure you are going to do a terrific job on that. Can’t you just send me a memo?”
Michael Flynn: “Of course, Mr. President.”
Trump: “Now, people are saying you are too cozy with the Turks and the Russians. Is that true?”
Michael Flynn: “Not at all. You know the liberal media, they have been out to get me just because I showed the Obama Administration was wrong. They just love the Muslims. They are are practically allied with them. We have to stop the Islamicists.
Trump: “Huh, oh yeah right…damn liberal media, say I could not win, I showed them…jI won and they are a bunch of losers. just send me the memo would you? Oh and say hello to Vladimir for me.”
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